Times, They Are A-Changin'

   One of Tim's favorite pass times is thinking (and telling us) about what he would change in history if he had a time machine. He has plans for changing the future too, but today, we'll focus on the past.

Tim's Top 10 Changes He'd Make to History

                                                             or: Predicting the Past

Genepithecus : By Tim

1. Floating Aliens (1010102 to 10100 BC)    By using new technology these aliens will create God.                                  
2. First Big Bang  (10100 BC)  This kills the Floating Aliens. 
3. Space Trees (304,000,000,000,000 BC) To protect themselves (but not the universe)  from the Big Bang. Otherwise, they were just there.
4. Second Big Bang; Birth of the Universe (15,000,000,000 BC) Destroyed the Space Trees, and all the Evil Universes.
5. Genepithecus (440 - 14 million BC) This man lived at the same time as the dinosaurs. He was two feet tall. He has claws, one foot long legs and waterproof fur.
6. Daabalis (6000-4113 BC) Ancient German philosopher.
7. Wifter (4000-1645 BC) Ancient English philosopher who philosophized smarter than Daablis.
8. Godis (1000-0 BC) He dies when Jesus was born.
9. Mokas ( 0-200 AD) He with Meves were Greek philosophers. Even smarter than Godis.
10. Marplin (500-1000 AD) She made cheating illegal.

   I promised Tim I would change all these to past-tense, if he actually changes history.